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This page is dedicated to all my friends and family who have made me laugh and given me some great insight with all the crazy things they say. ""Are you guys wearing clothes" - Dad "Do I have to close that" - Me "Scroll down!" - Me "We're Pinky and the Brain" - Stevie aka Woman aka Pinky "yes indeedy doo" - Angela "wtf doesnt he know what happens when u assume????" - Me "I'm not normal, I just made her think I am." - Angela "Gotta do the pre sexual stretches" - Mikey "fucking slut" - Mikey "uuuuuhhhhhh. . . for here or to go??" - chick at baskin robbins "You are like my VaVaVirgil" - Stevie aka Woman aka Pinky "fuckin face takers" - Angela "Dude, i do not remember taking off my pants last night." - Stevie aka Woman "OMG d00d, i swear, today I thought I had your mind. I felt all smart and shit!" - Stevie aka Woman "gotta have some cushion for the pushin" - Mikey "you have issuses" - Mom "eehh, i don't really need a big one" - Mom LOL in refrence to a power drill "Yah right i can just see you . . .. not working just staring at the half naked brazilian chick on the posters" - Angela on me working at Victoria's Secret "LAH" (laughs all hard) - Stevie aka Woman "just fucking kill me" - "You're gey . . . now stop" - Me "I'd rather be fucking than sucking!" - Angela - in refrence to AFI Lyrics "There's no rule that says we can't torture a molestable . . ." - Angela "I am not gay. . . well . . .only for Kate." - Me "Yah, I would rather be flying than dying." - Mikey "Have you seen our dog?" - Dad "Oh man, I got a hard on" - Stevie aka Woman "dude what if chicks had sperm? We could have some beautiful kids!" - Stevie aka Woman "Dude, If I was a molestable man and we weren't related, I would sooo do you." - Stevie aka Woman "Don't let anyone crush your dreams" - Kara "Never give up" - Aron "Yah that's my dad, He hasn't been the same since he got out of Vietnam" - Stevie aka Woman "You wanna see a watch . . .its an 80 dollar watch" - Crack head in San Fransisco "Sometimes, anal is a good thing." - Mr. Wazadlo "cept mike doesnt look that gey" - Angela "Oh, I have to tie my shoe." -Mike "He was probably made in a lab" -Angela "I was raped AND sodomized" -Lady on Montel Williams "I hate myself, I want to die" -Ville Valo "MMMMMMMMM, Fruit Snacks!!!!!" -Angela "If she was and inanimate object she would be a penis with a mole on it!" - Korey <back |